How to Get Women to Stay Home and Raise Kids

It's simple. All that needs to be done is for men to stay home and raise kids. Personally, I think it would be a blast. I recently told my nephew that when he turns eight his baby eyes would fall out and his grown-up ones would come in - and he believed me.

You know what would happen, especially if men said they were having a blast? Out of pure envy (and what is feminism but envy?) women would claim men are hogging all the fun, and they would want in on Party Town, too. They'd whine about "patriarchy" and "oppression" and "glass ceilings," and follow men straight into the home.

What happens when a kid is playing with a toy? The other kid wants it, too.