“You horrid beast!” she cried, beating impotently on his muscular hairy chest with her tiny fists. “You, cruel, evil, lecherous, violent…male! You're the cause of all the problems in the world!”
“Shut up, wench!” he snarled and began to ravage her.
“Oh oh!” she cried in ecstasy, her clothes falling off. “I love you -- you, you – manly man!” She had finally, after decades of searching, found true happiness.
He grinned. He understood women. Men were masters and women were slaves. Now, she understood it, too. And she was happy.
And they lived happily ever after.
Well, for the most part.