Why All Women Should Want to Have Sex With Me

"If we could castrate all scoundrels, and shut up all stupid geese in monasteries and give persons of noble character a whole harem and provide men, and indeed complete men, for all maidens of mind and understanding, a generation would soon arise what would produce a better age than that of Pericles." - Schopenhauer.

All women should be ecstatic to have sex with me. It’d be good, in fact great, for the world. (As a aside, in some cases, it’d be better for the women, and in others better for me…but that’s another story).

Well, actually not all women. The fat, ugly, stupid ones, tattooed feminists should be sterilized. The kind with of delusions of grandeur that they're attractive. Or the ones who delude themselves they're busy, educated, strong, independent...you know the whole BS drill.

I figure people can be bred like dogs, within certain parameters, of course, And since I’m smart, funny, tall and good-looking, it’d be best if my descendents took over the world. Which means, actually, all smart, funny, good-looking and fairly tall women should be mobbing me because they’d want to have sex with me, get pregnant, and have thousands of kids by me.

We’d have as close to Utopia as we’re going to get in this world.

Of course, these women would have to be no more than 25 years old, since a woman's fertility declines after that. Once they hit the Wall and end up alone and hostile they can be put in the Hostile Spinsters Home (the one with lots and lots of cats).

Most people are retarded. At least 80%, according to Pareto's law.I remember years ago reading an article that the reason the boxer Mike Tyson had bodyguards was not to keep men away from him, but women. Apparently hundreds were throwing themselves at him.

I thought, what is wrong with these women? Tyson is ugly, stupid, and about as mature as a five-year-old. Why were these women after him? Because he’s rich and famous? That trumps all the rest of the stuff about him? Blech!

Now these women are perfect examples of ones who should not be allowed to reproduce, even if you have to sterilize them! The average IQ is 100. That means half the people in this country have IQs of less than 100. Neuter them!!!

Otherwise the world will end up like the story, “The Marching Morons” or the movie, Idiocracy.”

But even a high IQ is not enough. There are all sorts of high-IQ people at Harvard, Yale and Princeton, yet almost all of them are lacking in character, which is why they go to work for the federal government. They’re worse than worthless. They’re dangerous.

Smartness is only good when good character is involved. And that’s me!

In a fair world I would have 200 wives – all of them smart, funny, witty, and knowledgeable. And good-looking. Then each would have two kids – 400 descendents! Why, in about 100 years, what with the forced sterilizations of the Yechs! my descendents will take over the world!

Just imagine – all of the problems that plague humanity, they’d all be mostly gone. All the human pitbulls would disappear and the world would be populated by people-pugs, only a lot smarter.

And people tell me there are no answers. Ha! How little they know!