Friday, December 12, 2014

Jackie the Attention Whore/Munchausen's Nut

I picked this up from the poster "MV" at Dalrock's. I started smiling. It's a perfect recap of a very disturbed woman who fooled liberal loons, who want to be fooled because they are not interested in the facts, just their agenda.

"Randall, Andy and Cindy come out with real names:


"So, let’s recap the story:

"1) Jackie falls in crush with Randall.
"2) Randall LJBFs Jackie
"3) Jackie doesn’t understand that “no means no”
"4) Jackie invents an imaginary boyfriend 'chem guy,' complete with fake photos and phone number
"5) Jackie boasts with chem guy in front of Randall to make him jealous. She even gives “chem guy’s phone number” to Randall, Andy and Cindy and, impersonating chem guy, insinuates to Randall that she loves him.
"6) Randall remains unimpressed.
"7) Jackie goes to date with chem guy.
"8) Few hours later Jackie gives Randall a 'damsel in distress' call.
"9) Randall arrives and she hysterically tells him that chem guy lured her into a gang rape of clinton-levinsky variety.
"10) Instead of falling in love with her, Randall calls reinforcements: Andy and Cindy.
"11) They try to console her and convince her to go to police, but she refuses.
"12) After that night chem guy still sends texts to Randall singing praise to Jackie.
"13) Randall still doesn’t want to fall in love with Jackie.
"14) Jackie is heartbroken and gets depressed.
"15) Jackie finds out campus anti-rape activists and activities. Here she get attention, she didn’t get from Randall.
"16) In next two years Jackie gets obsessed with anti-rape activism. Her story of that night gets newer and newer juicy details.
"17) Two years later, Rolling Stone femipropagandist Sabrina Rubin Ederly is combing campuses nationwide to find THE perfect person for 'campus rape culture awareness poster girl'.
"18) Jackie and Sabrina meet.
"19) Sabrina interviews Jackie, is too impressed to check the facts and runs the story to the printing presses.
"20) Zombie apocalypse breaks out.

"Have I forgotten something?"


earl said...

The thing left out in the end was Jackie didn't want the story printed...but it happened anyway.

That might have been the moment she realized she was over her head with this fantasy she created.

Robert What? said...

Yes, I saw that comment too. And I agree with @Earl: she didn't want this published. But then she had no idea how to stop it without having to spill the beans. I never believed the story from the beginning: it was too fastastical. But my initial thought was that maybe she was mentally disturbed and possibly even suffering from "false memories" or something like that. It reminded me of those equally fantastic "day care orgy" stories from the 1980s.

earl said...

Between the 'broken glass', the not wanting to go to the cops after her friends suggested it, and the story about being rejected by a guy she liked...that pretty much summed up the whole story.

False rape is the new 'he didn't call me or like me.'