Woman: Babble babble babble babble.
Man: Can you please not do that?
Woman: Babble babble babble babble.
Man: You’re being very disrespectful and violating my boundaries.
Woman: Babble babble babble babble.
Man: You’re going to force my hand.
Woman: Babble babble babble babble.
Man: Okay, you asked for it.
Women: Babble babble babble babb --
WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP
Woman: Wah! You spanked me!
Man: Are you going to be quiet now?
Woman: *Sniff* Yes.
Man: Good. Now fix me a sandwich, get me a beer, then draw a hot bath for me.
Woman: Okay.
Man: Ah….peace and quiet…blessed relief!
THE END (or is it THE BEGINNING?!?!)
3 comments:
Calling Crissa again...
+JMJ+
I suppose I should be flattered that you post this stuff just for me, but then again, of course you would: I'm your only reader!
My stats say I get 1000 visitors a day.
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