Monday, August 9, 2010

Ugly Girls Should Get Free Plastic Surgery

If you’re an ugly guy you can sort of make up for it by making a lot of money. Now maybe these guys won’t exactly be loved (they’re just renting it) but at least they won’t be alone.

If you’re an ugly girl, on the other hand, there’s little you can do to make up for it. This is why I believe ugly women should get free plastic surgery.

Yeah, I know, the taxpayers are actually paying for it, but if we’re going to pay taxes I have think of better uses for them than bailing out traitorous international bankers who take the money given to them and invest it in China, or to Cosmodemonic Transnational Megacorporations who do the same thing, which means exporting our middle-class jobs to our enemies.

Probably the first time I noticed the problems ugly women have was when I was 16 years old. I was walking down the street at night, going to a party, when I saw coming towards me one of the unattractive girls I went to school with.

She was walking her dog. I thought, my God, Friday night and she’s walking her dog so it could potty? And I’m going to a party with dancing and drinking (and other mind-altering substances) and girls?

As she got closer I could tell by the look in her eyes she recognized me. But then, everyone in school recognized me, even if they didn’t know my name.

I saw fear in this girl’s eyes. I thought, why? and then I realized: she thought I was going to say something mean to her.

Fear of me. Terror, almost. I don’t remember what I did as I passed her. Perhaps I smiled and said hello. Perhaps I just walked by and didn't say anyting.

I saw more of the problem in college. Some ugly unattractive woman would be sitting by herself at a party, looking sad and depressed. Once my roommate, who was even cuter than me (yes, I know, hard to believe) walked up to one and started talking to her, and boom! her face just lit up. A cute guy is talking to me! I don’t believe it! The first time in my life a cute guy has ever talked to me! He actually seems interested in what I have to say!

Another time I walked by one on the street and when I looked her at I swear I saw this desperate look on her face: please acknowledge my existence. So I smiled and said hi. It was free; it didn’t cost me at all.

Once I went to a dorm to see a woman I knew. She had a new roommate, another sad ugly girl with a depressed look on her face. I started talking to her. Her face just lit up.

Later, the girl I had gone to see told me, “My roommate thinks you’re a doll.” Well, of course. Handsome is as handsome does. Well, sometimes you can be handsome without doing anything at all!

In college I used to live in a studio apartment attached to a houseful of girls. Eleven or twelve; I’m not sure. I lost count. One night I was in one’s room, just passing the time.

This girl verged on being beautiful. Jokingly, I asked her how many guys had asked her out for the weekend. I didn’t even know why I asked her that. The question just popped into my mind.

She was sitting in front of her mirror putting her make-up on. “Seven,” she told me.

I just sat there, unable to think of anything to say. Actually, I was unable to think at all. I was just completely stunned. Then I asked, “Which one are you going out with?”

“The one I like the best,” she answered,

I thought, this is unbelievable. A good-looking girl gets asked out by seven guys, and an ugly girl can’t even get kissed. Or even looked at, just ostracized, which actually is an attempt to kill them.

When I was about 21 I used to see this girl walking down the street near my house. I don’t know how old she was, 18 to 20 probably. She was tall, shapely, and had beautiful long blonde hair.

She also had a badly receding chin. It was hard to tell, since she walked with her head down and had grown her straight hair so long you couldn’t see her face at all from the side or the front.

I asked a dentist about this and he said there were operations that would fix it. I hope she got it done, but I was wondering, what kind of parents can afford to send their daughter to college but didn’t start saving when she was little to fix her problem?

She was a perfect example of a girl who needed free plastic surgery.

Years ago I read a newspaper article about a girl who had been born with some kind of deformity on her face. One day she threw a brick through a store window. She got the surgery she needed, but it took a brick and her getting arrested.

I drove a taxi for five years, and saw a lot of street-walkers and strippers. Unattractive, almost of them. Did they become what they were to get attention, because there was no other way to get it? To some degree, yes.

I got the same answer from a girl who had been in porn films. Why did you do it? “Attention,” she said.

I’ve also noticed some ugly girls don’t get depressed, but hostile. I can think of two in college who were very hostile toward me, although I treated them as normal girls.

The only reason I can think of for their behavior is that they might have had crushes on me, which they thought I ignored (can’t ignore what you don’t know about) and so responded with that “Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.”

So I’ve decided ugly girls should get free plastic surgery. Think of all the hundreds of millions of dollars that’ll be saved by not using anti-depressants! And the elimination of the hostility! And there won’t be ugly hookers and strippers anymore, so only the good-looking ones will be left!

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure, that old saying tells us.

Besides, I have my own selfish reasons for wanting them to get plastic surgery. It’s not like I want to have sex with ugly women! Blech!

1 comment:

lisamay said...

i work in a mental hospital. women and girls are admitted for all kinds of reasons. part of my job is to get them to talk. so many of them will talk about depression caused by rejection due to being ugly. theese women are accomplished, educated women. their stay in the hospital can be lengthy,and they take expensive medications that do not work. So I ,a female who is not pretty, happen to agree with you on the free plastic sugery. however, you still have to ask, if the people you're wanting to accept and love you can't get past your unattractive face, how can they ever get past your new beautiful face and see what you are inside? which is why i opted to not get plastic surgery and spend the money on college. do i have any freinds? no. but at yhe same time i don't have a lot of insencere people around me trying to use me either. it depends on what you want