Thursday, January 15, 2015

Ugly Girls Should Get Free Plastic Surgery


If you’re an ugly guy you can sort of make up for it by making a lot of money. Now maybe these guys won’t exactly be loved (they’re just renting it) but at least they won’t be alone.

If you’re an ugly girl, on the other hand, there’s little you can do to make up for it. This is why I believe ugly women should get free plastic surgery.

Yeah, I know, the taxpayers are actually paying for it, but if we’re going to pay taxes I have think of better uses for them than bailing out traitorous international bankers who take the money given to them and invest it in China, or to Cosmodemonic Transnational Megacorporations who do the same thing, which means exporting our middle-class jobs to our enemies.

Probably the first time I noticed the problems ugly women have was when I was 16 years old. I was walking down the street at night, going to a party, when I saw coming towards me one of the unattractive girls I went to school with.

She was walking her dog. I thought, my God, Friday night and she’s walking her dog so it could potty? And I’m going to a party with dancing and drinking (and other mind-altering substances) and girls?

As she got closer I could tell by the look in her eyes she recognized me. But then, everyone in school recognized me, even if they didn’t know my name.

I saw fear in this girl’s eyes. I thought, why? and then I realized: she thought I was going to say something mean to her.

Fear of me. Terror, almost. I don’t remember what I did as I passed her. Perhaps I smiled and said hello. Perhaps I just walked by and didn't say anyting.

I saw more of the problem in college. Some ugly unattractive woman would be sitting by herself at a party, looking sad and depressed. Once my roommate, who was even cuter than me (yes, I know, hard to believe) walked up to one and started talking to her, and boom! her face just lit up. A cute guy is talking to me! I don’t believe it! The first time in my life a cute guy has ever talked to me! He actually seems interested in what I have to say!

Another time I walked by one on the street and when I looked her at I swear I saw this desperate look on her face: please acknowledge my existence. So I smiled and said hi. It was free; it didn’t cost me at all.

Once I went to a dorm to see a woman I knew. She had a new roommate, another sad ugly girl with a depressed look on her face. I started talking to her. Her face just lit up.

Later, the girl I had gone to see told me, “My roommate thinks you’re a doll.” Well, of course. Handsome is as handsome does. Well, sometimes you can be handsome without doing anything at all!

In college I used to live in a studio apartment attached to a houseful of girls. Eleven or twelve; I’m not sure. I lost count. One night I was in one’s room, just passing the time.

This girl verged on being beautiful. Jokingly, I asked her how many guys had asked her out for the weekend. I didn’t even know why I asked her that. The question just popped into my mind.

She was sitting in front of her mirror putting her make-up on. “Seven,” she told me.

I just sat there, unable to think of anything to say. Actually, I was unable to think at all. I was just completely stunned. Then I asked, “Which one are you going out with?”

“The one I like the best,” she answered,

I thought, this is unbelievable. A good-looking girl gets asked out by seven guys, and an ugly girl can’t even get kissed. Or even looked at, just ostracized, which actually is an attempt to kill them.

When I was about 21 I used to see this girl walking down the street near my house. I don’t know how old she was, 18 to 20 probably. She was tall, shapely, and had beautiful long blonde hair.

She also had a badly receding chin. It was hard to tell, since she walked with her head down and had grown her straight hair so long you couldn’t see her face at all from the side or the front.

I asked a dentist about this and he said there were operations that would fix it. I hope she got it done, but I was wondering, what kind of parents can afford to send their daughter to college but didn’t start saving when she was little to fix her problem?

She was a perfect example of a girl who needed free plastic surgery.

Years ago I read a newspaper article about a girl who had been born with some kind of deformity on her face. One day she threw a brick through a store window. She got the surgery she needed, but it took a brick and her getting arrested.

I drove a taxi for five years, and saw a lot of street-walkers and strippers. Unattractive, almost of them. Did they become what they were to get attention, because there was no other way to get it? To some degree, yes.

I got the same answer from a girl who had been in porn films. Why did you do it? “Attention,” she said.

I’ve also noticed some ugly girls don’t get depressed, but hostile. I can think of two in college who were very hostile toward me, although I treated them as normal girls.

The only reason I can think of for their behavior is that they might have had crushes on me, which they thought I ignored (can’t ignore what you don’t know about) and so responded with that “Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.”

So I’ve decided ugly girls should get free plastic surgery. Think of all the hundreds of millions of dollars that’ll be saved by not using anti-depressants! And the elimination of the hostility! And there won’t be ugly hookers and strippers anymore, so only the good-looking ones will be left!

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure, that old saying tells us.

Besides, I have my own selfish reasons for wanting them to get plastic surgery. It’s not like I want to have sex with ugly women! Blech!

23 comments:

little dynamo said...

I think that girls -- ugly or otherwise -- should be set to hard physical labor on farms, unless they are married (biblically and lifelong) by age 18. Otherwise, give the hoes a hoe.


No free endless 'education' for females. No more automatic careers that enrich their parents, marginalize and impoverish men, and destroy the nation. All priorities for education, employment, and resources go to the sons of the nation. No exceptions, ESPECIALLY for the daughters of the wealthy and politically powerful.



Perhaps after 150 or 200 years of this blessing, U.S. females will lose of bit of their empowered, privileged, entitled attitudes and expectations, and begin to behave like human beings, instead of screeching selfish vampires.



The males who have enabled, empowered, funded, and especially enforced America's current gynarchy should be physically castrated, to reflect physically the void of their true spiritual condition. They can then be set to agricultural work beside the over-18 unmarried females.



Yeah sure, it'll take some time, but gradually this system will level the playing field and restore balance between male and female. Eventually the cut-off age perhaps could be raised to 19 -- in the special cases of docile, compliant, submissive girls, who through no fault of their own remained unwed.



Your Free Plastic Surgery for Females idea? More femarchy.

Corvinus said...

I take it that Ray's diatribe was tongue in cheek. If not, we have a barbarian within our midst.

Alex said...

I'll assume you're floating your proposal with tongue in cheek. If not, hell no. Too many perks from the public coffers as it is anyway. Seriously, every productive member of society should emulate the takers, show the whole world how well things run when the absurd becomes the norm.

Omega Man said...

The old joke that a man can't look a woman in the eyes, because women don't have eyes on their chest is certainly true and can work to a woman's advantage. I've seen girls with marginal faces but stunning bodies and they were never without a date.

If these ladies would loose the weight, get fit, then the vast majority of them wouldn't have a problem

Mindstorm said...

Several questions:
Was it congenital? If so, was it heritable? If so, what are trans-generational consequences of free surgery?

Anonymous said...


Count me as the second...

Anonymous said...

Barbarian, that is.

Glen Filthie said...

Boys the old nickel goes that beauty is only skin deep. You show me a smoking hot cougar on the hunt - and I will show you a screeching cnut with head problems.

Good women marry young and stay married. The dregs are all that is left on the market after the age of 30. Plaatic surgery won't help them.

Quite frankly, the Battle Of The Sexes has degenerated into a fight for stupid people. I am beginning to regard the leaders in that battle comics of the highest calibre.

rkshanny said...

Free?! Great, as long as YOU are the one paying for it! Just what we need: the State revenue-extractors forcibly taking more of our money at gunpoint for another lefty-approved victim-group!

cecilhenry said...

Yes. I hope this article is in jest.

Too many parasites in this government system as it is.

You work, they take and redistribute to the failures and envious.
Fed up.

Career goal: Be a parasite. Only way to NOT be a slave anymore.

Anonymous said...

This is a good idea. It would boost the percentage of doable women, since no one is reproducing enough of them naturally anymore. A lot of them would probably appreciate it instead of being cunty like most normal girls would.

I always showed kindness and noblesse oblige to the ugly, everyone should.

Unknown said...

"noblesse oblige"

Few know what that means anymore. Helping the less fortunate out of a spirit of generosity.

Shaun F said...
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Shaun F said...

This reminded me of a girl I met in 89 at Concordia University in Montreal. She wasn't ugly, but she wasn't a looker, plain and a bit shy. I asked her if she was going out dancing on friday nite. She was a bit reserved stating she'd rather stay home. And I kept going on about how she should be out having fun - and then I noticed her prosthetic arm. I felt like such a heel. I still feel bad. She was a pleasant person that was sadly self-conscious about her shortcomings and what limitations it created.

Alex said...

Respectfully, noblesse oblige doesn't apply here, given that you say taxpayers should pay for it and you don't give them a choice on whether to do so or not. There's no spirit of generosity here, there's big daddy gov taking at the point of a gun, and giving it to women for plastic surgery. That's already taking place, which is why women's diseases are funded to a much greater degree than men's diseases,you're just advocating more of the same.

Anonymous said...

If an ugly guy was poor, would you give him free plastic surgery?

little dynamo said...

"If not, we have a barbarian within our midst"


'Our'? You consider yourself more than one person? You cannot state your thoughts w/o trolling The Group to back you up?

When necessary, men stand alone. What gender are you?

little dynamo said...

"If not, we have a barbarian within our midst"


'Our'? You consider yourself more than one person? You cannot state your thoughts w/o trolling The Group to back you up?

When necessary, men stand alone. What gender are you?

little dynamo said...

The OP was slightly cheeky-tongue. I don't think that Treehouse seriously was proposing free plastic surgery for 'ugly girls'.

Perhaps part of my post also was for effect. Perhaps. Don't like it? Tough.

Anonymous said...

Better that germline modification be done alongside the surgery. Converting the genome that codes for ugliness to that of HB10. Hence all subsequent female descendants benefit from the genetic inheritance of beauty. And plastic surgery rendered unnecessary. As well as avoiding the problem of genetic fraud.

Rusty Shackleford said...

Fat is the big problem for American girls. Fashion is the slightly smaller, other problem. When I was in college the girls wore fleeces, sweat pants, flip flops and pony tails like it was a uniform. Not much has changed as far as I can tell. Almost any girl who isn't actually physically deformed can achieve better than average looks by putting effort into exercise, diet, clothes and hair.

Having said that, I'd be in favor of tax supported plastic surgery for women 18-34 as long as there was proper oversight in approving the surgeries(like Donald Trump or somebody) and some agreed upon guidelines that banned frivolous operations such as breast reduction surgery.

Rusty Shackleford said...

Anonymous
"If an ugly guy was poor, would you give him free plastic surgery?"

In fairness, men aren't judged on their looks to anywhere near the extant that women are. Who cares whether Brock Lesnar or Wladimir Klitschko are handsome? For girls, looks are the most important thing. Whatever comes after isn't even a close second.
Not having to look at a plain or unattractive women everywhere IS the benefit to the average American man. I would call that my tax dollars in action.

Mindstorm
"Was it congenital? If so, was it heritable? If so, what are trans-generational consequences of free surgery?"

In the short term: Who cares. Not that it isn't an interesting question, but do we worry about the generational consequences of the charities that fix hare lips? Ordinary ugliness is hardly less debilitating for a woman. Men can find success in their lives and with women in many different ways. Ugliness is the single worst attribute for a woman to have to live with.

In the long term: Any adverse consequences will eventually be corrected on a genetic level, anyway, either through genetic engineering or natural selection. What could be the worst case in a scenario such as Bob is suggesting?

Hank Hill said...

@Rusty Shackleford < nice, Dale
"What could be the worst case in a scenario such as Bob is suggesting?"

Really? You can't see it?
How about the fact that men would be forced to subsidize the beauty of strangers. It would be like taking $100 out of your paycheck every week to pay for a now hot chick, with a now swelled head, and you get nothing out of the deal.

Now if they were contractually required to bang the men who paid for their surgeries you might have a point.