If you want newspapers to get back online there needs to be truth and nastiness, like Mencken used to do. And others like him, such as James M. Cain. Today they're a bunch of PC cowards, boring and talentless and cowardly.
Anyway, here is a short quote from Mencken on certain women.
"One hears that 'the women of the United States' are up in arms about this or that; the plain fact is that eight fat women, meeting in a hotel parlor, have decided to kick up some dust."