Saturday, September 27, 2014

How to Really Get Laid on the First Date

I read a lot of goofiness in the Manophere - get laid by being an "Alpha," chicks did the "Dark Triad," employ "Dread Game."

The only reason anyone believe these things is because they read them.

However, there is some older wisdom, which I have found to be true. And it's a lot simpler.

One, if she smokes she pokes. That has been noticed for a long time, and I have found it to be true.

Second, if she starts talking about sex with an hour of meeting her, or even less than an hour, same thing. She pokes.

I've only met one woman who smoked, and who started started talking about sex - within five minutes. Yep, she poked - within about an hour of me meeting her.

However, there is another problem - never fuck anyone crazier than you are. And when a woman smokes and talks about sex within minutes of meeting you, she's crazy.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

"However, there is another problem - never fuck anyone crazier than you are. And when a woman smokes and talks about sex within minutes of meeting you, she's crazy."

A good-looking relative of mine used to be a coke-head, and picked up all kinds of loony chicks from his drug circles. The worst one took him home to her apartment, which was the filthiest, nastiest place he'd ever seen inhabited by a human being- food rotting on the counters, dark stains on all the walls, indeterminate liquids puddled on the floor, trash strewn everywhere, and the pervasive smell of garbage and feces. After a couple of minutes of foreplay, he decided the smell was so bad he couldn't remain any longer, and got up to leave, much to her consternation.

"But... can't you at least stay and cuddle?"
"What? No! It smells like s**t in here!"

When one thinks of STDs that might be contracted in a one-night-stand, Hantavirus doesn't usually come to mind.