Tuesday, June 28, 2016

The Permanent Cure for Babbling Women

Woman: Babble babble babble babble.

Man: Can you please not do that?

Woman: Babble babble babble babble.

Man: You’re being very disrespectful and violating my boundaries.

Woman: Babble babble babble babble.

Man: You’re going to force my hand.

Woman: Babble babble babble babble.

Man: Okay, you asked for it.

Women: Babble babble babble babb --

WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP

Woman: Wah! You spanked me!

Man: Are you going to be quiet now?

Woman: *Sniff* Yes.

Man: Good. Now fix me a sammich, get me a beer, then draw a hot bath for me.

Woman: Okay.

Man: Ah….peace and quiet…blessed relief!

THE END (or is it THE BEGINNING?!?!)

7 comments:

DeNihilist said...

"Hey! Get back in the kitchen and put some MEAT in that SAMMICH!!!"

Glen Filthie said...

Damn right. Why, if my woman made me a sammich like that she would get the bloody strap!

Shame on you Uncle Bob! Do you eat salad and squat to pee too? ;)

Joe Miller said...

The ending gave me a nice chuckle.

Anonymous said...

Great male pornography here.

Quartermain said...

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Grizzly907 said...

You forgot the part where she gives him a blow job and she swallows. She then goes and makes him a sammich, because shes already been "fed."

Anonymous said...

"You forgot the part where she gives him a blow job and she swallows. She then goes and makes him a sammich, because shes already been "fed.""

Again, more great male pornography here. No wonder why you hate America.