Woman: Babble babble babble babble.
Man: Can you please not do that?
Woman: Babble babble babble babble.
Man: You’re being very disrespectful and violating my boundaries.
Woman: Babble babble babble babble.
Man: You’re going to force my hand.
Woman: Babble babble babble babble.
Man: Okay, you asked for it.
Women: Babble babble babble babb --
WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP
Woman: Wah! You spanked me!
Man: Are you going to be quiet now?
Woman: *Sniff* Yes.
Man: Good. Now fix me a sammich, get me a beer, then draw a hot bath for me.
Woman: Okay.
Man: Ah….peace and quiet…blessed relief!
THE END (or is it THE BEGINNING?!?!)
7 comments:
"Hey! Get back in the kitchen and put some MEAT in that SAMMICH!!!"
Damn right. Why, if my woman made me a sammich like that she would get the bloody strap!
Shame on you Uncle Bob! Do you eat salad and squat to pee too? ;)
The ending gave me a nice chuckle.
Great male pornography here.
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You forgot the part where she gives him a blow job and she swallows. She then goes and makes him a sammich, because shes already been "fed."
"You forgot the part where she gives him a blow job and she swallows. She then goes and makes him a sammich, because shes already been "fed.""
Again, more great male pornography here. No wonder why you hate America.
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