Woman: Babble babble babble babble.
Man: Can you please not do that?
Woman: Babble babble babble babble.
Man: You’re being very disrespectful and violating my boundaries.
Woman: Babble babble babble babble.
Man: You’re going to force my hand.
Woman: Babble babble babble babble.
Man: Okay, you asked for it.
Women: Babble babble babble babb --
WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP
Woman: Wah! You spanked me!
Man: Are you going to be quiet now?
Woman: *Sniff* Yes.
Man: Good. Now fix me a sammich, get me a beer, then draw a hot bath for me.
Woman: Okay.
Man: Ah….peace and quiet…blessed relief!
THE END (or is it THE BEGINNING?!?!)
2 comments:
I knew it!
Posing in his secret identitiy as the mild mannered Uncle Bob by day - by night he becomes the fearless Green Spanker, protecting men from fiendish foul mouthed feminists!
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The Fearless Green Spanker-I like that.
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