Saturday, September 28, 2013

The Permanent Cure for Babbling Women

Woman: Babble babble babble babble.

Man: Can you please not do that?

Woman: Babble babble babble babble.

Man: You’re being very disrespectful and violating my boundaries.

Woman: Babble babble babble babble.

Man: You’re going to force my hand.

Woman: Babble babble babble babble.

Man: Okay, you asked for it.

Women: Babble babble babble babb --

WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP

Woman: Wah! You spanked me!

Man: Are you going to be quiet now?

Woman: *Sniff* Yes.

Man: Good. Now fix me a sammich, get me a beer, then draw a hot bath for me.

Woman: Okay.

Man: Ah….peace and quiet…blessed relief!

THE END (or is it THE BEGINNING?!?!)

2 comments:

Glen Filthie said...

I knew it!

Posing in his secret identitiy as the mild mannered Uncle Bob by day - by night he becomes the fearless Green Spanker, protecting men from fiendish foul mouthed feminists!

http://31.media.tumblr.com/6ec6860dd9ff2ab92b9aa8624a566930/tumblr_mslyxlOEUm1shtr4fo1_500.png

Wyowanderer said...

The Fearless Green Spanker-I like that.