One thing that does work is to like guns. An old girlfriend of mine once wrote an article for a very popular site admitting she’d had never fired a gun but wanted to. She got over 300 emails from guys wanting to teach her to shoot.
A lot of women get fuzzy-minded about firearms. I know one who, when her teenage son bought a BB gun at a garage sale, frothed and called the police to take it away. The police should have laughed at her and told her to grow up.
Best of all is if you own a firearm and know how to use it. And know what a hollow-point is. And a Glaser Safety Slug and a Magsafe (I’ll give you a hint – frangible ammo).
A fair number of women are natural socialists. They’re wrong. They not only don’t have a side to their story; they don’t even have a story. Universal health care is Commie care and does not work in any country in the world, contrary to liberal lies and delusions. If you’re a natural socialist give it up. If you don’t you’re trying to destroy society.
If you want to help the poor don’t expect the government to take the money of people who work and give it to people who don’t want to. Get out there and help them yourself. Volunteer to work at a food pantry or the local animal shelter. It’ll be good for you.
It helps to know a little bit about cars, like how to put the oil in. At the least, learn how to check the fluids – the oil, the antifreeze, the brake fluid, the power-steering fluid. Any guy will be very impressed.
I’ve always been amazed at the number of women who mope around expecting a guy to ask them out. It won’t kill you to ask him if he’d like to get a cup of coffee. Otherwise, you might end up with your fifth choice instead of your first one. If that happens, you have no one to blame but yourself.
I’ve known several women who ended up alone – no home, no husband, no children. Why? They ended up with the wrong guy. The way-wrong guy -- because they ended up with their fifth choice instead of their first one.
Speaking of coffee, it doesn't hurt to know how to cook just a little bit. Maybe at least bacon and eggs for breakfast? Is that too much to ask?
Again speaking of coffee, the word "recognize" means to "look twice." If some guy looks at you twice, say in a coffee house, how about smiling? A smile and a little head tilt works, too. Sooner or later many of them will walk over and talk to you.
Whatever you're given, appreciate it. I once read an article by a therapist writing about guys having a "mid-life crisis," which I personally don't think exists. What this therapist found is the guys uniformly said, "I did everything I was supposed to do, the college degree, the high-paying job, the house, the kids - and I got no appreciation and gratitude. So now it's about me - the car I always wanted, for one thing."
I’ll make it easy for you. It’s just three words: guns, cars, coffee. See? Easy.
And most of all, some respect and appreciation and gratitude.