7:59 am: ZZZZZZZ snore ZZZZ snore ZZZZZ
8:00 I'm awake! Where's Food Guy? There he is! I'm sleeping on him! Bark bark! WAKE UP, FOOD GUY! Bark bark! Give me food! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Bark bark bark!!!
8:05: Oh boy gobble gobble Food! gobble gobble I love food! gobble gobble It’s great! gobble gobble I don’t know what kind it is! gobble gobble I never know what kind it is, but it’s FOOD!!! gobble gobble And it’s great!!
8:13 Ahhh…nothing starts the day like peeing on a tree! Or is this a fire hydrant? Maybe it's someone's leg.
8:15 This is good to sniff! And this! And this! And this! And this!
8:17 This looks like a good place to poop. I think I’ve pooped here before. Not
sure about that, though.
8:23 This is good to sniff! And this! And this! And this! And this! And this! And this!
8:25 I stand at the door and stare at it, and Food Guy opens it! The powers I have! Us dogs are amazing!
8:28 I’ll run back and forth through the house while Food Guy chases me! I’m spinning in circles and he’s laughing! I’ll stand on my hind feet and dance! This is fun!!
8:30 I'm a pug and I'm happy happy happy! But am I pooped! I need a nap on the couch!
8:31 ZZZZZZ snore ZZZZZ snore ZZZZ
Noon: I’m hungry and I have to pee. Where’s Food Guy?