Woman: Babble babble babble babble.
Man: Can you please not do that?
Woman: Babble babble babble babble.
Man: You’re being very disrespectful and violating my boundaries.
Woman: Babble babble babble babble.
Man: You’re going to force my hand.
Woman: Babble babble babble babble.
Man: Okay, you asked for it.
Women: Babble babble babble babb --
WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP
Woman: Wah! You spanked me!
Man: Are you going to be quiet now?
Woman: *Sniff* Yes.
Man: Good. Now fix me a sammich, get me a beer, then draw a hot bath for me.
Woman: Okay.
Man: Ah….peace and quiet…blessed relief!
THE END (or is it THE BEGINNING?!?!)
"Hey! Get back in the kitchen and put some MEAT in that SAMMICH!!!"
ReplyDeleteDamn right. Why, if my woman made me a sammich like that she would get the bloody strap!
ReplyDeleteShame on you Uncle Bob! Do you eat salad and squat to pee too? ;)
The ending gave me a nice chuckle.
ReplyDeleteGreat male pornography here.
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ReplyDeleteYou forgot the part where she gives him a blow job and she swallows. She then goes and makes him a sammich, because shes already been "fed."
ReplyDelete"You forgot the part where she gives him a blow job and she swallows. She then goes and makes him a sammich, because shes already been "fed.""
ReplyDeleteAgain, more great male pornography here. No wonder why you hate America.