Man: Can you please not do that?
Woman: Babble babble babble babble.
Man: You’re being very disrespectful and violating my boundaries.
Woman: Babble babble babble babble.
Man: You’re going to force my hand.
Woman: Babble babble babble babble.
Man: Okay, you asked for it.
Women: Babble babble babble babb -- oops!
WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP
Woman: Wah! You spanked me!
Man: Yes I did. Are you going to be quiet now?
Woman: *Sniff* Yes.
Man: Good. Now fix me a sandwich, get me a beer, then draw a hot bath for me.
Woman: Okay.
Man: Ah….peace and quiet…blessed relief!
THE END (or is it THE BEGINNING?!?!)
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