I have the internet and the e-reader instead of the library.
I personally need two dogs rather than just one.
Gardening? F that! Unless it is a productive veggie garden or outright crop farming requiring the work of a heavy tillers, balers, and machines - that's women's work. In my manly opinion, a fella does his best thinking AFTER a long day's work on the deck with the BBQ and a beer.
I had to buy a dog just so the police would stop harassing me when I went for walks by myself. The only downside to this is that people now want to stop me and talk to me about my dog.
I wonder whether this "dangerous bachelor" phenomena is unique to me or if it's something more widespread?
Same as above Black Poison Soul. I have some grapevines and fruit trees. They take intelligence and a learning curve but not that much work. The right kind of women are impressed by this and that at least you are willing to get dirt under your fingernails.
I have the internet and the e-reader instead of the library.
ReplyDeleteI personally need two dogs rather than just one.
Gardening? F that! Unless it is a productive veggie garden or outright crop farming requiring the work of a heavy tillers, balers, and machines - that's women's work. In my manly opinion, a fella does his best thinking AFTER a long day's work on the deck with the BBQ and a beer.
I'd add a gun to that list, for added peace of mind.
ReplyDeleteAnd weapons to kill a bunch of feminists and L Chat DYKES.
ReplyDeleteIf you're not into gardening, have a few fruit trees and a grapevine. Much less maintenance.
ReplyDeleteI had to buy a dog just so the police would stop harassing me when I went for walks by myself. The only downside to this is that people now want to stop me and talk to me about my dog.
ReplyDeleteI wonder whether this "dangerous bachelor" phenomena is unique to me or if it's something more widespread?
Interesting observation. Of course, the internet is a library of sorts. But dogs are high maintenance for someone who isn't self employed.
ReplyDeleteSame as above Black Poison Soul. I have some grapevines and fruit trees. They take intelligence and a learning curve but not that much work. The right kind of women are impressed by this and that at least you are willing to get dirt under your fingernails.
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And you can make wine from your own grapes.
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