tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8497093028548856666.post9122431765328485877..comments2024-03-22T11:14:05.861-04:00Comments on UncleBob's Treehouse: Only Chodes Use Pre-Programmed Pickup LinesAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16046202647270439670noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8497093028548856666.post-51460385390288899872014-04-29T11:51:04.293-04:002014-04-29T11:51:04.293-04:00Remember I said I paraphrased it. By the way, only...Remember I said I paraphrased it. By the way, only a chode would use any of Roissy's pickup lines or take such a buffoon seriously.<br /><br />Didn't have a father, did you? Raised by a single mother?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16046202647270439670noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8497093028548856666.post-51981130273254763682014-04-29T11:28:46.973-04:002014-04-29T11:28:46.973-04:00'(here I paraphrase), "I didn't know ...<i>'(here I paraphrase), "I didn't know Santa Claus existed, but here you are." That's horrible.'</i><br /><br />no shit it's horrible, in your version you just called the girl a fat old man. his version is a joke about looking for santa at a department store.<br /><br />dude, you can't copy & paste? or even better read?Zodakhttp://zpatriarchy.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8497093028548856666.post-10779359071265743712014-04-29T10:15:24.485-04:002014-04-29T10:15:24.485-04:00I did it from memory, but either way it's a te...I did it from memory, but either way it's a terrible line. As for the wink and nudge...go ahead. It's still an awful line and such a cheesy opening that I encourage you to use it.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16046202647270439670noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8497093028548856666.post-58836775005058242842014-04-29T09:58:40.632-04:002014-04-29T09:58:40.632-04:00“I was told Santa would be here. Have I been lied ...“I was told Santa would be here. Have I been lied to my whole life?!”<br /><br />That's the actual quote, which is entirely different in style, substance, and tone than your putative paraphrasing.<br /><br />Anyone more tech savvy than the Wild Goat Boy of Borneo knows how to copy/past a bit of text from one web page to another. Why bother paraphrasing, and poorly at that? A cynical reader might conclude that you simply wanted to go all Tae Bo on a strawman.<br /><br />Alas, Tae Bo is not kung fu, and your paraphrasing bears even less resemblance to what was actually written. While I am inclined to agree that Heartiste's claimed exploits are often exaggerated, I am disinclined to heed arguments built upon misrepresentation.<br /><br />That said, the accurately quoted line, delivered with a wink and a nudge, would be a fine icebreaker (which is really all that pickup lines are, anyway). Not everybody possesses the gift of gab, and such people keeping a couple of handy icebreakers on deck doesn't make them "chodes."totenhenchenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05139624230968914359noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8497093028548856666.post-46215706118006297582014-04-29T09:33:16.286-04:002014-04-29T09:33:16.286-04:00I once caught a woman looking at me and I said, &q...I once caught a woman looking at me and I said, "What, I got a booger hanging from my nose?"<br /><br />Without changing expression she said, "Yes, you do."Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16046202647270439670noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8497093028548856666.post-7435368758833018552014-04-29T07:17:28.862-04:002014-04-29T07:17:28.862-04:00My favourite pick up line is - 'If you were a ...My favourite pick up line is - 'If you were a booger, I'd pick you first!'<br /><br />It's very reliable - it always fails....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com