tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8497093028548856666.post6855714773889309390..comments2024-03-22T11:14:05.861-04:00Comments on UncleBob's Treehouse: There Is Nothing New Under The Sun - Especially The RetardsAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16046202647270439670noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8497093028548856666.post-16331051441475051822014-04-29T13:01:10.867-04:002014-04-29T13:01:10.867-04:00I have this indiscriminate charm I use on nearly e...I have this indiscriminate charm I use on nearly everyone. I noticed a long time ago if you can make them laugh that's just about all you need - at first. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16046202647270439670noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8497093028548856666.post-61795099012455601162014-04-29T12:49:12.176-04:002014-04-29T12:49:12.176-04:00Well if the intent is to pick up girls that fella ...Well if the intent is to pick up girls that fella must have crashed and burned - a lot!<br /><br />The idea is to break the ice and start a conversation and a lot of fellas (including myself) have had problems with that.<br /><br />If I were to advise the young'uns I would abandon the term 'pick up'. Any woman that can be "picked up" isn't worth having unless it is for a pump n' dump - and that isn't healthy for a number of reasons. You want to break the ice and start a conversation to see if the lady is worth your time and a long term relationship - and vice versa. <br /><br />My advice is to approach them with an invitation - tell her you run and ask her to come. Ask her out for a coffee. Hell - ask her to bowl, golf or trap shoot with you if that's what you do. But make the invitation out to involve something you can talk about and share intelligently. She will:<br />A. Accept - and you're off to the races<br />B. Offer an alternate invitation - and you're off to the races<br />C. Decline. BFD, unless you are a suave, handsome bastard like Uncle Bob - don't take it personally and move on. <br /><br />Women are like any other of life's challenges and common sense problem solving techniques will serve you well. List what qualities and features your ideal woman will have. Know which ones you will compromise on. Have all that mapped out in advance. Be professional and don't feel bad if YOU have to walk away. Be a gentleman.<br /><br />Even a retard can wind up with a wonderful woman! I did it and I am butt ugly to look at! You don't have to be suave and handsome - you just have to be sensible and respectful and watch out for yourself. Glen Filthiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03256741311142364722noreply@blogger.com